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SOFA SURFING WITH THE ALIENS

by VULGAR PRODUCT RECORDS

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BEAM IN 00:55
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SPACEFLAPS 06:14
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GALAXY BOP 04:48
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BILL COSMIC 03:34
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SPACE JONES 04:42
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BEAM DOON 00:55
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ALOHA ACKBAR 03:03
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COTCH KING 02:59
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GEEKOOT 03:25
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DUMMATIMES 03:33

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VULGAR PRODUCT PRESENTS:
SOFA SURFING WITH THE ALIENS

It all started with a quest for intergalactic boobies...

Inspired by the teachings of ALFONSO MOLESTRO; The PUA GANS KREW - a band of highly sexually charged, multi tentacled interstellar shapeshifters hailing from the far flung BELTA QUADRANT made their way across hyperspace, blasting through fields of asteroids and performing their perfunctory masturbation rituals in various black hurls.

They made their way to a small rocky planet named by local patchouli wafters as 'GAIA'. This world inhabited predominately by hairless primates of a low intelligence was the perfect testing ground for them to carry out all manner of sci fi gubbins and sexy space shenanigans. Tampering with the various flaps and protrusions of the hideous native inhabitants, gene splicing experiments and all the while making with the pew pew pew noise of the futuristic laser beams.

Now inflicted with a case of the Big Kev Spaceys, coming down with the major sexies and still absolutely reeling from the sale of Andy Cole,
a small group of GEORDIES; led by wayward sparkly bum bag wearing fun dust smuggler and all round divvy extraordinaire GANS DOLO, have blasted off from Earth with warp drive technology stolen from these aliens and hastily installed into a jizz stained sofa, in the hopes of returning the favour and gannin the full randy space dandy.

Fuck those space bitches...

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released May 4, 2020

MUSIC AND SAMPLING BY STEEVY GAN.

CONCEPT AND LYRICS BY AZZA SON & SONNAH.
FEATURING DEEJ, MTBMATTY, PAULIE BELTA AND HITTY GAN.

MIXED AND MASTERED BY SONNAH.

ARTWORK BY AZZA SON AND SOOZFLAPS.

SUMMIT ABOUT 100 FLAP IN THE GANZONE.

VULGAR PRODUCT RECORDS. 2020.

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